Funny Sms Messages

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this..

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Kabi tum mere ghar mehman ban kar ana mein tumhe icecream
Cold drink
pizza
chikan roll
chikan biryani













kee picture dikhahonga

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Question Of the Day?
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Mohabbat Karni Parti hai,
Ya Hojati Hai?
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Very Simple.

Agar LARKI Acchi HO TO Hojati hai.
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Agar PAESE Wali Ho to KARNI Parti hai..
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Pathan noker se: chalo podon ko pani do
Noker:Janab barish ho rahi hy.
Pathan:Bahana nahin chalay ga chahttri lay ker jao or podon ko pani do.
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SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI

WAH WAH

SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI

CAMRA MAN FARAZ KE SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI
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Neechay jo likha hai wo such hai.
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Uper jo likha tha wo jhoot tha.
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